my life is a bad pun

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

urls-like-this:

darrynek:

i-hate-urls-like-this

excuse u

(HAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU “HATE URLS-LIKE-THIS”

SO I MADE A BLOG WITH THAT URL

AND ACTED OFFENDED.

I AM THE NEXT DANE COOK WATCH OUT AMERICA)

I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.
Tupac Shakur (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

chooserecovery:

phyerfly:

Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):
The Great Gatsby
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club
Clueless
Theres Something About Mary
Clue
She’s the Man
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Clerks
Switch
Legally Blonde
Insidious 
Pitch Perfect
Step Brothers
Imagine Me & You
The Silence of the Lambs
The Virgin Suicides 
Warm Bodies
Donnie Darko
Lolita
Pulp Fiction
Girl, Interrupted
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
21 Jump Street
Freaky Friday
Titanic
Pitch Perfect
Forrest Gump
The Outsiders
The Heat
Finding Nemo
Taken
Project X
Grease
The Hunger Games

The Aristocats

Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Fight Club
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dead Poets Society
The Hangover
LOL

500 Days Of Summer

Bridesmaids
The Blind Side
Little Miss Sunshine
White Chicks
Easy A
Its Kind Of A Funny Story
Magic Mike
Lord of the rings:
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Pokemon:
Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One
Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown
Harry potter:
Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince  
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2
Pirate of The Caribbean:
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 
Back to the Future:
Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
Back to the Future 3
Disney:
 Snow White And The Seven Dwarves 
 Pinocchio 
 Fantasia 
 Fantasia 2000 
 Dumbo 
 Bambi 
 Bambi II 
 Saludos Amigos 
The Three Caballeros
 Make Mine Music 
Fun and Fancy Free 
 Melody Time 
 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 
 Cinderella 
 Alice in Wonderland 
 Peter Pan
 Lady and the Tramp 
 Sleeping Beauty 
 101 Dalmatians 
 The Sword in the Stone 
 The Jungle Book 
 The Aristocats 
 Robin Hood 
 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 
The Rescuers 
 The Rescuers Down Under
 The Fox and the Hound 
 The Black Cauldron 
 The Great Mouse Detective 
 Oliver & Company 
 The Little Mermaid 
 The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea 
 Beauty and the Beast 
 Aladdin 
 The Lion King
 The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride 
 Pocahontas 
 Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 
 The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
 Hercules 
Mulan 
 Mulan II 
 Tarzan 
Tarzan II 
 Dinosaur 
The Emperor’s New Groove 
Atlantis: The Lost Empire 
Atlantis: Milo’s Return 
Lilo & Stitch 
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch 
Treasure Planet 
Brother Bear 
Brother Bear 2 
Home on the Range 
Chicken Little 
Meet the Robinsons 
 Bolt 
The Princess and the Frog 
Tangled (HD) 
Wreck-It Ralph 
Pixar:
Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
 Monsters, Inc.
 Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

In case any of y’all need a distraction. Movies are good.

chooserecovery:

phyerfly:

Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):

Lord of the rings:

Pokemon:

Harry potter:

Pirate of The Caribbean:

Back to the Future:

Disney:

Pixar:

In case any of y’all need a distraction. Movies are good.

collegehumor:

What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials
We’re strong, simple people. We enjoy the simple pleasures: Flannel, dirty gloves, throwing lumber onto truckbeds in slow-mo, leaning on fences, you name it. MAN do we love leaning on fences. Wood fences, wire fences — you give us a fence, we’ll lean the fuck on it.Out here, it’s always sunrise or sunset. Are there other times in the day? We don’t know. And frankly, we don’t want to know. We’re simple like that. All we know is that this lumber has to go from here to somewhere else, and it’s up to us to move it. Also there’s horses out here so shut those greasy gates and let’s peel out into the mud.Us? We’re all about family. When we’re not about lumber. Which is often. But we’ll swing by the son’s Little League game and rub his head when his team loses, then swing by the gal’s Little League game and rub her head when her team loses. Just let em know that it’s all gonna be ok because we love them, and we’ll get that lumber where it needs to go.But we’re not afraid to let loose every now and then! Sometimes we go to the diner where the way-too-attractive waitress pours us coffee and gives us broad smiles. She may look like a model but she’s got flannel on and never isn’t turning around with a coffee pot so she’s one of us.We live on a porch. Quiet. Homely. Not much call for buildings in our town — we’re not really into ‘frills’ — just give us a porch and some iced tea pitchers with the sun shining through them and we’re as happy as a pig in gloves leaning on a fence.At night, we just admire the stars. LOVE those stars. Who needs a television when you got stars? Not us, that’s who.My son points up at the stars as if to say “wow!” I smile. I am glad my son enjoys the stars. At least one kid gets that you don’t need ‘video games’ when you have stars. They’re like our own little tiny, glowing fences in the sky for our eyes to lean on. Truly magical.In conclusion, I love this country.My wife is a truck made of fences.

collegehumor:

What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials

We’re strong, simple people. We enjoy the simple pleasures: Flannel, dirty gloves, throwing lumber onto truckbeds in slow-mo, leaning on fences, you name it. MAN do we love leaning on fences. Wood fences, wire fences — you give us a fence, we’ll lean the fuck on it.

Out here, it’s always sunrise or sunset. Are there other times in the day? We don’t know. And frankly, we don’t want to know. We’re simple like that. All we know is that this lumber has to go from here to somewhere else, and it’s up to us to move it. Also there’s horses out here so shut those greasy gates and let’s peel out into the mud.

Us? We’re all about family. When we’re not about lumber. Which is often. But we’ll swing by the son’s Little League game and rub his head when his team loses, then swing by the gal’s Little League game and rub her head when her team loses. Just let em know that it’s all gonna be ok because we love them, and we’ll get that lumber where it needs to go.

But we’re not afraid to let loose every now and then! Sometimes we go to the diner where the way-too-attractive waitress pours us coffee and gives us broad smiles. She may look like a model but she’s got flannel on and never isn’t turning around with a coffee pot so she’s one of us.

We live on a porch. Quiet. Homely. Not much call for buildings in our town — we’re not really into ‘frills’ — just give us a porch and some iced tea pitchers with the sun shining through them and we’re as happy as a pig in gloves leaning on a fence.

At night, we just admire the stars. LOVE those stars. Who needs a television when you got stars? Not us, that’s who.

My son points up at the stars as if to say “wow!” I smile. I am glad my son enjoys the stars. At least one kid gets that you don’t need ‘video games’ when you have stars. They’re like our own little tiny, glowing fences in the sky for our eyes to lean on. Truly magical.

In conclusion, I love this country.

My wife is a truck made of fences.

always-forever-young-together:

i now want a skateboard…

always-forever-young-together:

i now want a skateboard…

thatblokematti:

Basically.

thatblokematti:

Basically.

southerngoodfuckcharm:

obliviousanarchy:

yobrehhh:

pancakemilkshake:

fullmetalfisting:

actually-misha-collins:

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

my fucking hero

i fucking love drake bell

Drake fucking bell people